Who said that dentists are supposed to be boring? Brace yourself for I’m here to correct all that with the funny dentist jokes and humor in this article.
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The jokes listed below will tickle you a lot as they are the funniest jokes you have ever come across, more so from a dentist. I’m sure they will add some laughter to your day as we all know being at the dentist’s office isn’t always the most fun experience.
These Jokes Are Bound To Give You A Sweet Tooth
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy
- Show me the best time for a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.
- Do you know what the dentist said to Tiger Woods? “You have a hole in one. “
- Enlighten me, what do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis
- Question by a Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minute’s work? That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
- What’s the difference between American and British dentists? British dentists tend to be more careful with their patients whereas American dentists tend to yank teeth.
- Have you seen Eddie recently? He’s been so moody! Ah yeah, don’t worry about him he always seems to have a chip on his shoulder these days.
- So my friend told me I’m crazy for investing all my money into a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof. I told him I’m going to fight tooth and nail for it. Now if only I could just think of a clever name for it, I’d be all set.
- A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.”
“Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.”
The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.
“This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.”
“Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend, “he’s an undertaker.”
These Funny Dentist Jokes Will See You Hurt Your Teeth Laughing
Alex: What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?
Randy: Tell me.
Phil: How are false teeth like stars?
Hank: Tell me.
Phil: Both only come out at night!
Wes: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride.
Jacob: What will the dentist give you for $1?
Will: I haven’t a clue.
Jacob: Buck’s teeth!
“Pain Management” by Nova Cane”; A book never written
Dentist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
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Bob: How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
Fred: I don’t know. How?
Bob: His drill slipped.
Aneesh: What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
Aditya: I don’t know.
Aneesh: “A black hole.”
Jay: What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
Jay: “You can’t handle the tooth!”
Pee Wee: How do you fix a broken tooth?
Pee Wee: With tooth paste!
My patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
Answer: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Reply: I was a drill sergeant.
These Dentists Can Pull A “Tooth” Sometimes..
You will never read a book written: “I Have a Toothache” by Phil McCavity.
Brandon: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
Kaleb: Tell me.
Brandon: He needed a filling!
Dave- Why was the tooth called up?
Alex- I don’t know. Why?
Dave- he was late for is tooth-hurthy (2:30) appointment and after that he was crowned king!
John- When is my dentist appointment?
Sally- I don’t know.
John- Oh right. It’s at tooth-hurty. (2:30)
If I ever hear another Dentist joke, I’ll be down in the mouth.
If you strike oil while drilling, we’ll split the profits.
My dentist’s favorite song is “The Yanks Are Coming”
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